
Time stands still for the true snow bum who knows no limit to the obsession of extreme skiing
Standing in the lift line, there are
always a few gnarly skiers edging forward. You can tell they’re
hot on their boards; they have that
look, like they can really rip. Must be
locals. Tourists sneak side glances out
of the corner of their eyes, thinking, The
lucky dogs, ski bums... livin' the life.
Why have we chosen life in the mountains? Apart from the vow of poverty many of us have taken to live
here, it's physically demanding and
you have to have decent tires. lt’s
not for everybody.
That’s okay. Everybody takes a
wrong turn now and then, before they
see the light.
Beth, who waits tables, cocktails and
now is an EMT, used to be a school
teacher and has a masters degree. She
knows what it takes. Bob, who now
buys $17,000 worth of wine for two
restaurants and a bar, speaks three languages, graduated from Georgia Tech and was heavily recruited by the CIA.
He knows what it takes.
Brian Swinson knows. “It’s about quality of life on a personal level. Skiing is about self-expression. You do what makes you happy,
and you are who you are.”
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My brother Ken also knows. “It comes from being a little kid, the first
time you experience snow – you get all
geared up with the Rainbow Bread bags
on your feet. You play for hours, come in
soaked and frozen and then go back out.”
It’s about zipping down the frozen
street on your Flexible Flyer, looking for
a place to bail in someone’s front yard.
Wherever and whenever you first
experience snow it becomes your little wonderland.
So, with 24 hours in a day, eight
working, eight asleep, what about the
other eight?
Keep in mind, there are different
levels of ski bumming. There are people who are notorious for couch surfing, living on canned tuna and clipping tickets.
Then there are certified professionals who have it dialed. They expect to
work long hours over holidays.
They’ve lined up a night job so they
can ski all day and manage to make
decent money living in a place most
people dream of only visiting. They
work at skiing just like most of us
work at working. It's simply a matter
of values.
It was the winter of 1990, an unseasonably cold January.
I had just graduated, and had decided to start my new life
skiing. C-lot, the parking lot at TSV, that is, became my
home. Sometimes in ski towns finding a job comes easily,
finding housing can be a chore. My mom and dad’s 1985
Caprice Estate station wagon with nine inches of insulating snow layer actually made a pretty good apartment for
a while. With wool hat, wool socks and my down bag
stuffed inside my brother's down bag, I was quite comfortable. Twenty degrees the first night. It got progressively warmer as the temperature crawled toward freezing
during my two weeks. I’ll never forget the salsa jar that
after lying on its side all night now had a vertical frozen
line with all the salsa in stasis on one side of the jar.
When you get the bug to ski, you somehow are able to
view major inconveniences as minor setbacks. A friend of
mine got it and lived underneath the dining room table for a
spell. I’ve seen walk-in closets becomes studio suites.
My good friend Gary used to bring sardines and crackers, open them up on the lift. Inevitably he got that slimy
juice all over himself, me and the chair. He would grind
up a mouthfull, lean over and stick his tongue out to show
me. Eight feet in the air on the old double chair at Sandia
Peak, I had no escape. He also taught me that when you
come to ski you don’t stop for lunch.
There’s something about that numb, dazed feeling of
total exhaustion after skiing powder all day. I remember
another feeling of total exhaustion from my corporate job
in L.A. that came from babysitting adults. This is different. It’s a physical drain that leaves you with a sort of
HighPro glow. There’s a moment in skiing that keeps you
coming back: it’s the moment of slow motion, at full
speed, where time stands still. Its being in the air feeling
small and compact, free-falling on a steep toward the next
turn, with refined movements and quiet body, yet ripping
down the steep as if the pitch is your friend.
And then it gets better.
You burned up your quads at about 2 p.m. yesterday,
somehow worked through that lower back thing and made
it 'til 4. You wake up, can hardly walk and all that hard
work, those beautiful tracks you left, have been wiped
clean by another foot of fresh. For the hard corps, there is
no choice, you have to go.
You creak back into the liftline grinning and nodding at
the other wounded soldiers. Kindred spirits. Crazies. And
then the muscle memory takes over.
Within one run you’re back up to speed on the exalted
page you thought you'd read the day before...
– Extreme skier Michael Holmquist of Taos loves snow, travel and almost every outdoor sport imaginable. He is a writer and freelance photographer. His awesome deck at TSV overlooks Al’s Run.
This article appeared on page 31 of SkiCountry Magazine 2002-2003.